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The best worst friends will pretend to be best friends and so you might think they’re stabbing you in the front but really their hired assassin is sneaking up to stab you in the back. So look out for that.
Oscar Wilde (via oscarwildequotes)
The truth is rarely pure, never simple, and usually involves a couple shots of tequila.
Oscar Wilde (via oscarwildequotes)
Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. There is, however, no cure for the common cold.
Oscar Wilde (via oscarwildequotes)
Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. Plant an herb garden instead, they’re really much hardier.
Oscar Wilde (via oscarwildequotes)
Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. Plant an herb garden instead, they’re really much hardier.
Oscar Wilde (via oscarwildequotes)
If you pay attention, most of my metaphors are actually drawn from bees.
Oscar Wilde (via oscarwildequotes)
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally. He likes piña coladas, getting caught in the rain, and making love at midnight.
Oscar Wilde (via oscarwildequotes)
You have witchcraft in your lips.
William Shakespeare, Henry V (via liquidlightandrunningtrees)